So we decided he should go as the creepiest moustache dude of recent history: Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones.
Here he is:
Here is Travis:
...Until it started to actually freak me out. (Because it's totally scary.) I covered my face and said, "Hey Trav. When I open my eyes will you please not have that facial expression anymore? I think it's funny, but I am also getting scared."
And when I opened my eyes, he was really close to me, making that same face right at me.
And guys? I burst into tears. For real.
The end. Night, guys!!