Because I'm not quite up for that purchase (and also because I know it's going to fit a little weird and a little 2002-ish), I've decided to fulfill my desires by compiling a small list of wine-related puns for your enjoyment:
- You should lock up your wine in a cabernet.
- Resigned to my fate, I bought 24 cases of red. It was a case of syrah, syrah.
- Stop and smell the rosè.
- Forgive me, for I have zinned.
- I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food!
- How "merlot" can you go?
- Wine: It's why I get out of bed every afternoon
- Women cannot live by chocolate alone. That's why there's wine.
- Wine is the answer. What was the question? [ed: this is my favorite -- I like to say it with a lot of expression, like I really mean it.]
Alright bye, guys! And by "bye" I mean I'm off to "bye" wine! Muahahahhaha!!!!